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When someone asks if I want liquor or beer at a pregame

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe)

royalblackpirate:

epic-vines:

When tree branches get in my way

Vine by: Logan Paul

How we manage to cram such genius in 6 seconds is beyond me. This is art.

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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(Source: dutchster)

cute-overload:

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bored-no-more:

Stealth mode activated!
weedstache310:

Pic From @girlsgoneweed on IG http://ift.tt/16nSMqf Source: http://ift.tt/1nHWCq3

ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time