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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

jaclcfrost:

[feels intense levels of fondness] [little hearts start floating above head] [looks up] [quickly tries to swat them away before anyone else sees them]

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

(Source: oliversroom)

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

(Source: oliversroom)

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read